Regardless of the rest of the world.... Yes, we do hate the Maple Leafs.... and that's why you'll always suck.... Catch 22 in Toronto... We love it

I shouldn't even say this. There's a reason the Toronto Maple Leafs continually suck. And I have the answer.

I gives me much fear to let this known, in case it ever gets message to the powers in charge of the Leafs. I loath the idea of Toronto making the playoffs, let alone being a contender.... but here it is.

Memo to the Toronto area media: This is for you, and anyone that isn't, turn away. I'm selling us out:

Your problem is that you constantly brag up any and every Maple Leaf player like he's some sort of savant of hockey that's going to save the Toronto Maple Leafs. You talk about every player on that team incessantly, and never shut up. What is the random Toronto fan to believe? That this team will suck?

Of course not. You sign shit heads out of Tampa Bay, that is expendable to their plans (as Stanley Cup defenders), you offer big contracts to players that could have been Jerry Rice on ice for Edmonton, but fuck, they almost won the Cup - let's sign Mikey Peca... he breaks his leg...

You brag up idiots like Carlo Coliacovo, Andrew Raycroft, Kyle Wellwood - all AHL players on other teams in the NHL. But the fact that every NHL GM holds over your head, the people of Toronto believe it. And they better pay up to trade with you.

Instead, they fire you washed up players, and you talk them up on SportsCentre all day, all night until they combust and go into the firey hell of washed up NHL players that the rest of the league knew.

The Leafs are absolutely fucked. Deal with it now, and you'll have something to talk about later. Regardless. Do continually to talk about Kubina, Peca, Travis Green, and whoever wears that tainted jersey due to Toronto media. The rest of the hockey world will keep laughing, you pump players up to be something they arent.

Mikey Landsberg is your biggest enemy. Not JFJ. Test him for steroids, immediately.