Joey Thornton a Shark

To San Jose: Joe Thornton
To Boston: Marco Sturm, Brad Stuart and Wayne Primeau

What the fuck just happened? The Boston Bruins who already lack any identity just shipped off the big guy. Apparently 33 points in 23 games with no linemates is subpar to Mike O'Connoll. Well, that's his fucking problem; he didn't have to take it out on the entire team. Franchise player, the Bruins #1 pick in 1997 shipped off like he hasn't lived up to expectations.

I can't say too much about that shit though, who knows what a player's value is these days? The Ducks just shipped off Fedorov for Tyler Wright and Francois Beauchemin. Of course they got Todd Marchant in the ultimate NHLPA-CBA fuckaround but this isn't exactly Brad Stuart an Olympian along with Sturm and Wayne Primeau. The Bruins got a decent pack of players.

I know what you're saying: Fedorov is your typical prick from the soviet bloc that played good but gave up on his career. You might too if your old lady was doing Enrique after your pal Pavel gave her the business. The point is, Boston got fucked, but not in the mouth.