The Return of Luis Mendoza to the Ducks

Remember that muthafucka that could skate like the wind in D2, Luis Mendoza? You know, the kid who could skate like the wind, but had no tangable skill beyond that, and therefore was overhyped and overrated? Well, apparently he's back with the Ducks, this time under the moniker "Todd Marchant".
I hear he's learned the art of stopping, unfortunetely because the Ducks could use some comic relief, but hasn't yet learned the art of using that twig in his hands to hit the disc on the ice. It's a foreign concept I suppose.