Tuesday, January 23, 2007

SuperBowl - Go Colts


And it'll be a blowout. Who the fuck are the Bears? They never mattered since 1988 at the lastest.


Grow up Bears fans. Seriously.It's Peyton's year.
Deal with it chumps.

Mike Ditka is dead? No? Oh well, as relevant as the Bears are today.

Colts 38 Bears 0.

Dig it.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Vote Barack Obama.... Don't be a retard IN 08


Get on board now, otherwise that stupid bitch Hillary who nobody trusted in 1992 will put in her woman vote for President. And it will all go to hell. Jeb Bush will toss his hat in the ring. So will Dick Cheney. And fuck them both. The only problem is that they will win over any woman president. As fucked up as the US is.... There's a time to call on a Bush, or a Cheney, or a dirt sniffing pig in both of them. And now what? Besides another Bush in Jeb, a President Cheney...or a Democrat President in H. Clinton, Al Gore, or some other drooling retard.... The Dems have lose to the Republicans handily ever since Nixon looked like a used car salesman in 62 and Kennedy looked like a movie star. How did that end up? Kennedy dead. And Nixon, like a snake would not give until he was President and forced out. A lifelong criminal. And so be it. Now the second greatest criminal since Nixon is in office. Actually a worse one. He had Hussein hanged, Hussein's brother decapitated. And Bush still spends most his time in Texas. Unfortunate for him. The Americans are getting their asses kicked in Iraq. And if the tide really swings. he might be the next to have the floor kicked out of him before he finishes his prayer. Only his daughters wouldn't have been murdered 2 years earlier, and his brother ub Jeb wouldn't face the same fate weeks latrer - with Jeb's head ripping off and shown to journalists 7 meters from his head. Who cares right? Bush is white. All those hung are crazy fuckers from the middle east. Where's Osama Bin Laden? Who cares?

Barack Obama would find him. And be more likely to negotiate a treaty with Osama, then solve the genocide in Darfur. All in one week. Then after his inaugeration - he'd just give the green light for the Palestine to bomb the fuck out of Israel. He'd deprt mel Gibson. Make the ghost of Malcolm X his Secretary of State (By All Means Necessary).... Take all troops out of Iraq. Make Putin his best friend

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Oh Yeah. JAROMIR JAGR IS NOT IN THE NHL ALL STAR GAME


Dig that.

The NHL is a joke.... Especially the All Star Game.... Vote for Rory


There was a time that Rory Fitzpatrick making it to the Allstar game was the biggest controversy around the NHL. Little did they know, that if Rory made it.... Vote for Rory Fitzpatrick would be the smallest story of it all.

The NHL pulled a Rory of it's own. Get this... Jaromir Jagr. Is NOT in the Allstar game. Justin Williams of the Carolina Hurricanes is. Jarome Iginla is NOT in the Allstar game, Yannic Perreault (a quarter season free agent signing to Phoenix) Is.

And we can go on and on. Ilya Kovalchuk, is not in the Allstar Game. Chris Pronger, is not in the Allstar Game, and did I mention... Jaromir Jagr, is not in the Allstar game. I did. But Justin Williams is in the Game. Rod BrindAmour of the same Hurricanes is not in the game, but Justin Williams is.

Jarome Iginla, Sergei Zubov, Ilya Kovalchuk, Chris Pronger, and Jaromir Jagr are not in the NHL All Star Game. Yanic Perreault is.

And the NHL, their stupid pundits around the media were worried that Rory Fitzpatrick would be in there? He was going to taint the game, and take a spot away from people that deserved it?

The NHL just proved they're the most idiotic league in North America. AGAIN. Someone please send me the scheduele of MLS.

Restart Later... The Oilers Blew Another One... And Welcome to Edmonton.

The Oilers lost again. Unfortunetely to the filthy Calgary Flames. And why is my cousin skating around with long hair like he's a 60s hippie?

The Flames are lucky. And I'm not just saying that due to living in Edmonton. I hate the Oileres, as much as I love them. The Oilers piss me off daily. Monthly and Yearly. There's a time where you don't shower enough, and things start to itch. Shaving is the most horrible of it all.

Tonight, the Oilers combined it all, and packaged it up into one giant mess. Roloson got beat repeatedly in the 5 hole. And Patrick Roy is rolling in his prepaid grave.

I bet 10 bucks on the game - my friend ordered a chicken burger, a poutine with it along with a beer.... threw down 20 bucks after I won saying Calgary won. I got fucked over. It's 4:30 AM, but I cant stand for this shit. Even if I did only toss down a 4 dollar tip.

Whoops, Duke, I got far off topic. And the Oil blew another night for us.

Regardless of the rest of the world.... Yes, we do hate the Maple Leafs.... and that's why you'll always suck.... Catch 22 in Toronto... We love it


I shouldn't even say this. There's a reason the Toronto Maple Leafs continually suck. And I have the answer.

I gives me much fear to let this known, in case it ever gets message to the powers in charge of the Leafs. I loath the idea of Toronto making the playoffs, let alone being a contender.... but here it is.

Memo to the Toronto area media: This is for you, and anyone that isn't, turn away. I'm selling us out:

Your problem is that you constantly brag up any and every Maple Leaf player like he's some sort of savant of hockey that's going to save the Toronto Maple Leafs. You talk about every player on that team incessantly, and never shut up. What is the random Toronto fan to believe? That this team will suck?

Of course not. You sign shit heads out of Tampa Bay, that is expendable to their plans (as Stanley Cup defenders), you offer big contracts to players that could have been Jerry Rice on ice for Edmonton, but fuck, they almost won the Cup - let's sign Mikey Peca... he breaks his leg...

You brag up idiots like Carlo Coliacovo, Andrew Raycroft, Kyle Wellwood - all AHL players on other teams in the NHL. But the fact that every NHL GM holds over your head, the people of Toronto believe it. And they better pay up to trade with you.

Instead, they fire you washed up players, and you talk them up on SportsCentre all day, all night until they combust and go into the firey hell of washed up NHL players that the rest of the league knew.

The Leafs are absolutely fucked. Deal with it now, and you'll have something to talk about later. Regardless. Do continually to talk about Kubina, Peca, Travis Green, and whoever wears that tainted jersey due to Toronto media. The rest of the hockey world will keep laughing, you pump players up to be something they arent.

Mikey Landsberg is your biggest enemy. Not JFJ. Test him for steroids, immediately.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Inre: Top Shelf Message Board Ban....


I've been sent emails, and a couple of people have checked in on me here, Mannella and OA83 and others....

So fuck it, I'll just say my piece about this here.

STAZE is a good man, no matter what happened, I know he and I would always get along in real life. If he wanted to go for a beer, I'm always up for it. And that goes for about 98% of every other poster on that board. I had issue with someone and I broke all forum rules to go after him. That's just how I roll, or something like that.

My own paranoia and being told to keep quiet is a sure fire recipe for me to do the complete opposite and blow up. Like kids mixing vinegar and baking soda in a paper mache volcano - those are my toxic mixes.

There's no blame to be laid anywhere. My personality did never mix with their philosophy for a message board. We all gave it our best shot, and in the end, it was a train wreck. I don't blame them for banning me, like I don't blame them for awarding me the first "Stanley Cup - as Administrators Award of Excellence". The only issue I do blame, is in their saying I was unprovoked. Only a complete lunatic would run around like I did without being prodded like a wild bear in a cage. And I'm not that crazy.... yet.

It was never meant to work out, I suppose. But for anyone else that doesn't have my freak of nature disposition - it is a great message board. And I'll recommend it to you, and anyone that wants to discuss hockey. They're fair people.

http://nhltopshelf.com/



I'm sorry I couldn't give some sensational story of going out in a blaze of glory.
P.S. - I'm a free agent in the world of hockey message boards, people on edmontonoilers.com are usually retarded - and I still fiend to talk with random people about the game. Send your links.

RaoulDuke

Friday, January 12, 2007

David Beckham comes to North America.... The NHL is dead.... and Sid the Kid can kiss LA goodbye. One strange day.


Out of nowhere MLS - Major League Soccer. Yeah, soccer, not futbol - or whoever it's spelled in a nation that cares, has once again stolen the world's biggest star to play in their league. David Beckham will join the Los Angeles Galaxy in August, and the media will go wild. Like they did with Pele when he joined that New York Cosmos team in the 70s.

Unlike Pele, Beckham won't be playing in fields with jimmied up bleachers outside of garbage dumps or the best other location on Stratan Island in NYC. Beckham will gather crowds, no matter where he is. Major league crowds, duke, and that's the problem.

Do I want to watch a bunch of euros kick a ball around for 2.5 hours until one randomly boots it into a gaping mouth of a net? I doubt you do either. But this is David Beckham, and we've been told to like him. He's an athlete duke, and in Europe, he means more than you or I. We better watch.

This officially ends any chance of the NHL in the United States. At least for the next 5 years, because Iman Beckham will be there, along with Posh Spice at every turn. Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert are the new.... well Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert. Nobody cared then, and they certainly won't know. It's Derek Jeter that needs to watch his back.

There was a time, not too long ago, maybe 24 hours ago, that it seemed ideal that Sidney Crosby should appear his face more in the Hollywood area. For his own good and for the NHL. He's already sported a LA Kings jersey before he was drafted, and spent most of his time working out there. He wanted it, the hockey world wanted it. But fuck it now, duke.

Sid is a skinny, acne ridden, buck toothed kid with no personality. David Beckham is a style magnet with his wife and mother of his kids being a star culture all of her own. Unless Crosby commits a Kobe style rape, which would be horrible, because it would only hit tsn.ca.... this is the death of hockey in the United States.

Premiere the skin tight jerseys at the Allstar Game, NHL. The only one wearing them will be Posh Spice at a MLS game, and that will be the news of that day. On Access Hollywood.

Welcome David Beckham, Goodbye Gary Bettman. Relevance is the idea of 2007, you missed it.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

No Rory in Allstar Game


Conspiracy? Maybe, but who cares right now? The fact is he won't be there - and I won't be watching like usual.

For a fiend of hockey like I am, it's hard not to watch an NHL allstar game. But there's only so much of that pond hockey millionaire showcase a person can stomach. I think the last time I watched a game beginning to end was when Ray Bourque potted that winner in the Boston game. And right then, I knew the thing was rigged.

Maybe not rigged, but bullshit. How did he pull that off? That sort of shit is not normal. Either they let him score, like Colorado let him win the Cup. Or the entire charade is scripted. The time it was backed up was Owen Nolan's "Babe Ruth" point at Hasek. Conviniently in San Jose, where Nolan played at the time. Against Hasek in his prime who was like a fucking alien, he didn't need Nolan to point. Hasek could read minds back then.

Got off topic. But the Allstar game is a pile of shit. The only reason I would have tuned in is to watch Rory Fitzpatrick. Instead, I'll pass. Skills competition and Young Stars game, I'm in. After that, have fun with the ratings NHL.

The only reason anyone talked about the Allstar Game is because Rory Fitzpatrick almost made it. You won't hear another thing about it now. Kudos to the NHL - you fucked up again.